If your life has too many turning points,You 're going around in circles.
Some people who say, "I'll meet you half way" are bad judges of the distance.
If you were perfect you'd understand why I wasn't.
Cars may smoke less today, but they drink too much.
The softer the head the louder the socks.
Just when mothers think their work's done they have a grand child.
Some vacations make you feel poor enough to go back to work.
Lying is onething but inaccuracy is intolerable.
What confuses scientists most are other scientists.
If you ignore safety in the workplace , the problem won't go away but you will.
COMPROMISE -- Two peole getting something neither wants.
Preachers talk in other people's sleep.
Loose tongues stretch truths.
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