Two lines.

Yaad aane waale kyu...bhool jaatey hai
Bhool jaane waale kyu...yaad aatey hai.

GOOGLY

Go to http://www.google.com.

Now type the following text and hit "I'm feeling lucky" button.

Type "Miserable failure"
Type "bastards"
Type "Weapon of mass destruction"

check out the result :-)