When you’ve nothing to say…do a tag. When you’ve lot of things in mind…..post a youtube video :-)
This is one of favorite song, I know lyrics seem lil unbaked, and music is also mediocre, but rendering is unmatched.
This is also like story of my life so far….you may find it bland after initial 2 mins, but that’s what I like about it and life. Stick to it, and hopefully you too will like it...just like that.
It’s high time, I pen down my silly laugh-worthy ideas, I know I know but again it’s best to write things down when they keep haunting you every now and then without any rhyme or reason.
Just like this line which I’ve been reciting since morning in late Kaifi Azmi sahab’s voice… “Jism jal jayenge jab sar pe na saaya hoga” ok ok…now feeling lighter….(nahi nahi woh cigarette jalane waala nahi)
--- Alright…..before I lose my train of thought, I’ll come to the point
So here they are….some real 100% silly ideas but all of them germinated from personal experiences.
1) Top of the list is ‘Clothes Sanitizer’ in stores – ok this requires some explanation but it will sound very trivial… alright just picture the process of buying clothes in your mind i.e. choosing few things, trying them in change/fitting room, then in the end buying the best suited ones. So far so good, now think of the items which one didn’t like after trying, what happens to them?, that is simple too, store staff comes and pick those and put them back on store shelves. And now imagine trying some shirt etc after someone (who consumes more cologne than water or who saves on both) had tried same item before you. Get the drift? Won’t it be nice if stores sanitize the clothes before putting them on shelves for others?
2) Second on my list is WIRELESS chargers…wireless charger for laptops/cell phones/cameras/mp3 players/re-chargeable batteries …anything that requires charging. Almost at some point of time that adaptor or cable breaks down and frustrates us, so won’t it be nice to not worry about that additional piece of ‘wire/connector’?
3) Yes this one of my favorite – 3 D Television. I love sports I love the atmosphere in stadium, love that whole feeling. But wifey is not a keen basketball/baseball follower so that limits my trips to games, and have to be contented to watch them at home only (of course after her permission B-( ) So how about having a 3D technology, which can transform your living room into stadium stands (of course like best seats in arena/stadium), alright lets stretch it further, technology which can allow to focus on just one player or change the camera angles always…now imagine watching Kobe or Lebron James from courtside seats amidst all that hoo-hulla. Imagine watching news as if newsreader is sitting across to you in your living room and reading the news just for you :-) Ok, now make sure to not stretch it further, I mean all that porno and all err…. ESTOP.
4) Feeling Capturer….hahaha I know this word itself is weird, but again I’ve a weirder explanation :-) , again I love being behind the lenses, love clicking all kind of random stuff (which only I can enjoy watching again and wifey HATES them all) , so my this habit of clicking inane things in her presence make her lose her temper :-) , and my only explanation is that I’m never satisfied with regular pictures, I want to capture the whole feeling in a frame, I want to capture what I’m seeing, but that’s almost impossible and pictures turn out to be ordinary pictures. And handy cams are more frustrating, they hardly capture the whole essence, complete picture, that 360 degree plus view. And on top of it, person who is taking video is kind of tied down, and cannot enjoy the place. So, now I want some device, some kind of goggles which I can wear to capture whatever I’m seeing without worrying about angles/light etc, without tying me down.
Alright now I’m done for the day, and I’m glad I wrote this down before my birthday :-) so that I feel little less stupid tomorrow and yes don’t forget to wish me tomorrow :-)
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? hmmmm...badly need to shave
2. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now? NONE
3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR? Shor
4. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? Office number :-)
5. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone? Default AT&T
6. What are you wearing right now? Formals
7. Do you label yourself? Mis-fit.
8. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently own? hmm my fav. are Sketchers
9.Bright or Dark Room? Mostly Dark.
10. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? She speaks sense!
11. What does your watch look like? RADO
12. What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching repeat telecast of Federer-Haas match.
13. What did your last text message you received on your cell say? "Kuch bolo" from wifey :-)
14. What’s a word that you say a lot? Awesome
15. Who told you he/she loved you last?(please exclude spouse , family, children)none :-(
16. Last furry thing you touched? hmm some sheepskin rug in some store
17. Favourite age you have been so far? Don't know..may be when I was 2 months old...alright let me say best is yet to come!
18. What was the last thing you said to someone? “No”
19.The last song you listened to? Kal ho na ho
20. Where did you live in 1987? Delhi, India
21. Are you jealous of anyone? Nahhhh.
22. Is anyone jealous of you? don't think so
23. Name three things that you have on you at all times? rings (all four of them, started wearing after shaadi), vella look, and chaptstic(hate to admit it)
24. What’s your favourite town/city? Dilli meri jaan
25. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it? hmmm in 1988,thats the only time.
26. Can you change the oil on a car? No.
27. Your first love/big crush: what is the last thing you heard about him/her? Now don't even remember
28. Does anything hurt on your body right now? carrying little niggle in left shoulder
29.What is your current desktop picture? none
30. Have you been burnt by love? Burnt?? in whatever sense...answer is NO.
