Monday, January 17, 2005

FW:

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004.

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.

* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana ,Tirupathi Balaji pics etc.. now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)

IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1246 people
in the next 10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head
today at 6:30pm.


11 comments:

shub said...

after all these days of wait, a fwd? an unoriginal post? :(

sorry...but i've seen that fwd simply too many times! :(

Stone said...

hmm..I know , its too common n boring...no worries, will bounce back after overcoming a personal tsunami.

shub said...

yeeks, I'm so sorry! what happened?

Akruti said...

Hope u survive the tsunami soon and bounceback,AMEN to that and all the best wishes to u:)
oh,i forgot,i never read this fwd{i dont read any fwds} so for me it was fun:))))) to read now

rapunzel said...

:)@misfit/loner.hey there.

Stone said...

@Shub:: no need for sorry yaar, no worries.

@Neels:: Thanks a lot for the wishes mate.

@rapunzel:: Hi :-)

Anonymous said...

LOL, this is amazing.
- Reshma.

manuscrypts said...

got this fwd, but ended up sending it to a whole lot of people..hehe

Arunima said...

was here yesterday. Had read it before but after reading it again, I was waiting to shoot the bird. (Don't tell to any animal rights activists please)
nothing happened. so, here I am.

Dumbo!!!!!! why did you post it and made me wait for that shitty bird???????
:-) :-) :-) :-)

Camel said...

LOL. This is a great post. Nice comprehensive list. It frightens me that there are enough responses to chain mail to keep them going...maybe there really is a sucker born every minute.

Nupur said...

:)
I was here...
Haven't seen no shitty birds yet!